The EscapeLatitude shop

Funny retirement gifts and escAPE ape gear. The shop isn't open yet — this is a preview of the first designs. When it launches, everything below will be sold through our Etsy shop, EscapeLatitude.

How fulfillment works: every item is printed to order by our production partner and shipped straight to you. Nothing is stocked in a garage, and a design is only printed when somebody orders it.

escAPE Badge Tee

The mascot himself — grin, aviators, hibiscus shirt — in the circular navy badge.

$29.95 Coming soon on Etsy Visit the EscapeLatitude shop →

Retired — Every Day Is Saturday Tee

Calendar: optional. The retirement schedule, printed on a shirt.

$29.95 Coming soon on Etsy Visit the EscapeLatitude shop →

Warning: Retired Tee

Knows everything. Has plenty of time to tell you. Fair warning, hazard-sign style.

$29.95 Coming soon on Etsy Visit the EscapeLatitude shop →

No Alarm. Just Tee Time. Tee

A golfer takes his retirement out on the alarm clock. Two colorways at launch.

$29.95 Coming soon on Etsy Visit the EscapeLatitude shop →

Semi-Retired — Supervising My Husband Tee

Only semi-retired, because supervising her husband is a full-time job. Wink included.

$29.95 Coming soon on Etsy Visit the EscapeLatitude shop →

Every Day Is Saturday Mug — 11 oz

For the coffee that no longer has a shift attached to it.

$21.95 Coming soon on Etsy Visit the EscapeLatitude shop →

Prices are the planned launch prices. The shop link above points to the future home of EscapeLatitude on Etsy — it won't show products until the shop opens.